Bible Jokes (Ha.. Ha.. Ha..)
Q. Where is the first baseball game in the Bible? In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out. Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden? They were really put out. Q. The ark was built in 3 stories, and the top story had a window to let light in, but how did they get light to the bottom 2 stories? They used floodlights. Q. Why didn't Noah go fishing? He only had two worms! Q. Who is the greatest baby-sitter mentioned in the Bible? David: he rocked Goliath to sleep. Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot? The thought had never entered his head before. Q. If Goliath is resurrected, would you like to tell him the joke about David and Goliath? No, he already fell for it once. Q. Who was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible? Moses, because he broke all 10 commandments at once. Q. Which area of the Land of Israel was especially wealthy? The area around the Jordan: the banks were always overflowing. Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court. Q. Which Biblical character had no parents? Joshua, son of Nun. Smile Always. God Bless You.
